Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt. - President Herbert Hoover

For every $50 you earn, you get $10 and they get $40. - Jay Leno explaining Form 1040

The IRS has 480 different tax forms, plus 280 more to explain how to fill out the first 480. The original Tax Code had 11,400 words; today it has 7 million. - Rep. Sam Johnson, R-Texas